Oenobareus

From the Greek meaning 'heavy with wine'
A blog devoted to science and reason
Written after a glass or two of Pinot Noir.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Entire State of Oklahoma is Quarantined for Ebola Outbreak

An Oklahoma teacher traveled to Rwanda. Some parents want her quarantined for 21 days before she can return to the classroom.

You see Rwanda is in Africa. So is Liberia, Sierre Leone, and Guinea where the outbreak is located. But let’s look at a map.
Rwanda is 2500 miles from Liberia. It’s only 3000 miles across the United States.

I think we should quarantine the state of Oklahoma. Look at this map. Oklahoma city is just 190 miles from Dallas.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. You still have zero chance of contracting Ebola. Now cover your mouth when you sneeze and wash your hands. I don’t want a cold this winter.